Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Splintered Fate Review

🐢 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Splintered Fate – The Turtles Are Back to Smash the Maze! 🍕
💥 Game Intro: Missed the TMNT cartoon? Time to catch up! 🎬
Remember those cartoon days when you’d leave the room just to grab a sandwich? Well, those days are back, but not for watching… for playing! Splintered Fate dropped from the sky and said: come show us if you’re really a ninja or just some guy peeling cucumbers 🥷🥒.
This game is a Roguelike, meaning every time you play, things change, shuffle around, and in every level: either you hit, or hit harder!
🧩 The Story: Master Splinter vanished… and GPS won’t help! 🧙♂️
Out of nowhere, and without warning, Master Splinter disappeared! And the bigger disaster? The world got turned upside down like a ghost tripped over a power cord!
Mazes opened up, dimensions collided, and villains came crawling out from under the rug. It’s up to us turtles to jump in, find the master, clean up this mess… and order a pizza after we’re done 🍕🌀.
🎮 Gameplay: Ninja or just half a lemon? 🍋
The game is a Dungeon Crawler where every level is different than the last. Each run throws new enemies at you and unlocks new power-ups. And each turtle has its own unique playstyle:
- Leonardo: Dual swords, super fast strikes, and moves smoother than a violinist’s solo 🎻⚔️
- Raphael: Always angry, hits like the enemy stole his last slice of pizza! 🥊🔥
- Donatello: Tech wizard with a bo staff that feels like a glitchy Wi-Fi antenna 🤖📡
- Michelangelo: The fun guy! Wild nunchaku and a brain filled with non-stop music 🕺🍕
Every hit feels like you’re inside a living cartoon. Movement is smooth, fast, and packed with combos that’ll make you shout, “Wow I’m actually good!” even when you’re dying 😂.
🏯 Game Levels: Open any door… and there’s a fight behind it! 🧨
The maze changes every time you play. One door drops you into a zombie pit, the next throws you into a secret lab, then suddenly you’re in a space dimension… and then boom – a boss shows up yelling “You came to the wrong place!”
There’s a huge variety of environments, and the boss fights are tough – tougher than high school physics!
🎨 Graphics & Sound: Cartoon? No, this is cinema! 📽️
The game is styled in amazing 3D cartoon visuals, like an HD version of the original cartoon — but this time, you’re the one in control.
The animations are super fluid, and every hit feels like fireworks bursting out of your enemy 💫
And the sound? It really feels like you’re part of a crazy ninja team, with everyone yelling, joking, and punching at the same time 😂🔊.
👥 Characters: All your favorites are here! 👊
This game doesn’t just feature the turtles — all the legends are back too:
- 🟡 April: Still chasing stories, but this time she’s got a weapon 💥
- 🏑 Casey Jones: Wearing the mask, swinging that hockey stick like he’s had it since kindergarten!
- 🦏 Bebop & Rocksteady: These two never learn — they always show up and always get beat 😅
- 🧟♂️ Shredder: The eternal villain, back again but nastier every time — like reheated leftovers from two days ago!
✅ Pros & ❌ Cons
✔️ Pros:
- Each run feels fresh and different
- Playable characters with unique styles
- Beautiful cartoon-style visual design
- Boss fights are challenging and fun
- Co-op mode lets you play with friends 🧑🤝🧑
❌ Cons:
- No Arabic language support (sad emoji noises 😒)
- Difficulty spikes can be rough
- The story could’ve been a bit deeper with more surprises
🎯 Final Verdict: True ninja or just a tuna sandwich?
If you love action, comedy, and playing with friends while laughing your way through defeats, this game was made for you.
It’s not perfect, but its energy and charm make up for any little flaws.
Our Score: 8.5/10 Double Cheese Mushroom Pizzas! 🍕🧀
Ninja, it’s time! Grab your weapon, tighten your belt, because the maze is waiting… behind every door is laughter, action, and pure ninja chaos 💥🐢